Pinoy Jokes
Comfuter
Amo: Inday, ilipat mo nga ang comforter sa kwarto
Inday: san ko ilagay kuya?
Amo: Ipatong mo lang sa kama ...
Made in the Philippines
President Clinton called President Estrada of the Philippines with an emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President ...
Mabigat ang Laptop
Exec Sec Zamora: Sir, puwede bang palitan ‘tong laptop ko?
Erap: Bakit?
Zamora: Masyadong mabigat, eh!
Erap: Ba’t di ...
Chewing Gum
Pa-landing na ang presidential plane. Napansin ng stewardess na parang
sumasakit ang tenga ni President Erap dahil sa air pressure ...
Words
persuading:
Later this year, John F. Kennedy and his wife will celebrate their
persuading anniversary.
deposit:
When washing my hands ...
Pulutan
PEDRO: Anong pulutan nyo kahapon sa birthday mo?
JUAN: Pata!
PEDRO: Wow! Anong klaseng pata?
JUAN; PATA galan ng kwento!
Mapula ang Itlog ni Mister
Two wives are buying of itlog in the local market.
Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see a itlog ...
Christmas Song for Erap
‘‘He sees you when you are gambling,
He knows when you are drunk,
He knows if you’ve been in ...
Erap's letter to JV
Dear JV:
Kamusta na sa Amerika, anak? Mabagal ko'ng isinulat ang liham na ito
dahil alam kong mabagal ka ...
Dalawang holdaper sa bangko:
Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!
Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!
Holdaper #1: Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math ...
Visiting Schedule
Erap's conjugal visit schedule.
Monday - Loi
Tuesday - Ghia
Wednesday - Laarni
Thursday - Joy
Friday - Weng
Saturday - John Osmena
Sunday - Ernie ...
Bad Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him ...
