GMA's cheques

GMA: wat if i throw a cheque 4 a million pesos out of the window to make at least 1 Filipino happy?

MIKE: but my dear, y dont you throw 2 cheques of half a million each, and make 2 Filipinos happy?

LULI: y not throw 4 cheques for a quarter of a million each and make filipinos hAppy?

until finally, her grandchild blurts out:

"but grandma, y not simply trow urself out of the window and make all filipinos happy!!!