Computer - Pinoy Jokes
Computer Illiterate
GORIO CALLS A SALESMAN FROM FUTURE SHOP TO BUY A COMPUTER...
SALESMAN : Future Shop Computer Department. Can I help you ...
Computer Talk
Boy: Can I touch your software?
Girl: Show me first your hardware.
Boy: Should I install it in ur system ...
Comfuter
Amo: Inday, ilipat mo nga ang comforter sa kwarto
Inday: san ko ilagay kuya?
Amo: Ipatong mo lang sa kama ...
Accounting Translation
ENGLISH = TAGALOG
DATA ENTRY = Date muna bago pasok
ADJUSTING ENTRY = Hinanap muna bago pinasok
DEBIT ENTRY = Pinasok
CREDIT ENTRY = Hinugot ...
Bad Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him ...
Programmer ang asawa
Husband: (came home late from office)Hello honey now I'm logged in."
Wife: "Dala mu ba yung regalo ko ...
