Fvr - Pinoy Jokes
Ambushed
Erap, FVR and Cory are on their way to a province for a treaty meeting. On the way, they were ...
Pizza
Erap at a California Pizza kitchen
Erap: Waiter, ano bang specialty niyo?
Waiter: Sir we have a wide range of ...
Stuck
FVR: Sorry I’m late! brownout! na stuck sa elevator for 1 hr
ERAP: Wala yan ako 3 hrs sa ...
Potato
Erap was out dining in a restaurant when they overheard some people at another table order some potatoes and some ...
Polygamy
During a press conference on morality…
Reporter: Sir, how many women do you believe must a man marry?
Erap: 16 ...
Pizza 2
Erap calls into a take-out pizza parlor.
Pizza man: Would you like your pizza sliced into six or eight?
Erap ...
Population Growth
"Mr. President, our population growth rate is alarming na. May isang
babaeng nanganganak bawat minuto," payo ng isang gabinete kay ...
Oral Exam
Teacher: Erap, all your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Erap: Oral.
Labor Day
One particular day many years ago, Erap’s wife was having labor
pains.
Erap panicked so he called their doctor ...
Airplane
GMA:ako tapon 100 piso, 100 tao saya
GARCI:ako tapon 1000 piso, 1000 tao saya
PILOT:ako tapon kayong ...
World War
One day, isang araw, Erap notices people were signing up for a free seminar about the WWW. Erap says: “It ...
Imelda Goes To Heaven
"Imelda dies and goes to heaven. The heavenly court is gathered to welcome all the newcomers to heaven. God the ...
