Gma - Pinoy Jokes

Another GMA Prayer

Aba naman Gloria, puno ka na ng grasya. Kayamanan ng bayan nasa iyo na.

Bukod kang pinagpala sa iyong angkan ...

GMA Kidnapping

GMA 2 PNP: there is a group that is out to destroy me and my family.
PNP: we confirm that ...

GMA goes to Heaven

GMA dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks ...

Chinese Man uses GMA

Chinese uncle negosyante catches nephew stealing money from cash register. He slaps him and shouts: Walanghiya! Macapagal mukha mo!

Nephew ...

GMA visits mental hospital

Dumalaw si GMA sa Mental Hospital.

Doc: (Sigaw sa mga pasyente) Let's welcome President Arroyo!
Pumalakpak lahat ang mga ...

GMA: Front Cover ng Time Magazine

Front cover ng Time Magazine… GMA: “THE LORD PUT ME HERE”. Ang tanong:

Sinong Lord:

A. Jueteng Lord

B. Smuggling ...

GMA

Sabi ng mga banyaga sa panahon ni Marcos 65 million cowards and one
sonofabitch!
Ngayon ang sabi nila, 85 million ...

Accounting According to GMa

In ACCOUNTING, there are two ledger entries: DEBIT and CREDIT.
Pero si GMA merong tatlo: Debit, Credit at KUPIT.

GMA meets Bush

GMA met Bush at the UN.
Bush: Our Filipino chef at the White House is truly great!
GMA: Yup! Magaling ...

GMA gives reward

GMA saved frm near death askd man wat reward he wnts:

M: Wheelchair po!
GMA: Bkt wheelchair dk nmn lumpo ...

Man goes to heaven because of GMA

A man died & was asked by St. Peter: where are you from?
Man: Philippines po!
St. Peter: aha, from Gloria ...

The Difference between Cory, GMA and Erap

Wat s d difrens betwn Cory, Gloria, and Erap?
ANS: Cory cannot tell a lie; Gloria cannot tell the truth ...