Inday - Pinoy Jokes

Genius Inday

AMO: Hoy, Inday! Bakit sunog ang sinaing?

INDAY: Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus effect of the best conductor ...

Makatang Inday

INDAY

AMO: mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles. Ang sino mang magpadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anank ko ...

Inday's Adventures

I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for
some reasons, has my emptiness made itself ...

Si Inday, Pavirgin

Sir: Inday, Wala Ma'am mo, dun tayo sa kwarto

Inday: what?!? Are you nuts..?! For your information Sir, I ...

Inday and the scattered trash

SIR: Indaaaaaay! Bakit nakakalat sa labas yung basura???

Inday: Sir, the northwesterly wind blew out the lid of the trashcan ...

KUMPISAL

INDAY: Father, I confess. Everytime I look at other woman during mass, I realize I'm the prettiest in the ...

Natatakot Magahasa

Inday: Sir, karamihan pala ng nakalibing sa sementeryo, ginahasa!

Sir: Paano mo nalaman?

Inday: Kasi, nakalagay sa lapida nila? RIP!

Wrong Nmber

AMO: Inday, bakit sunog ang tenga mo?
INDAY: Kasi may tumawag po kanina eh, napagkamalan kopong telepono yung plantsa!
Wrong ...

Nagdalawang Isip ang Mag-asawa

Amo: Inday, pagdating ng buyer ng bahay, sabihin mo na nag-sesecond thought pa kami ng sir mo.

Maid: Upu, Mam ...

Nagkabangga

Inday: How dare you try to increase your speed towards such a trajetory as myself.
Epay: Please accept my deepest ...

Comfuter

Amo: Inday, ilipat mo nga ang comforter sa kwarto
Inday: san ko ilagay kuya?
Amo: Ipatong mo lang sa kama ...

Ang Gifted Child!

1st MONTH: He said, "MAMA".
2nd MONTH: He said, "PAPA".
3rd MONTH: He said, "DEDE, YAYA".
4th MONTH: He said ...