Jinggoy - Pinoy Jokes

GMA

Sabi ng mga banyaga sa panahon ni Marcos 65 million cowards and one
sonofabitch!
Ngayon ang sabi nila, 85 million ...

Motto

With the current hostage problem in Jolo by the Abu Sayaf, here
are the mottos of different parties involved in ...

Labor Day

One particular day many years ago, Erap’s wife was having labor
pains.
Erap panicked so he called their doctor ...

GMA's cheques

GMA: wat if i throw a cheque 4 a million pesos out of the window to make at least 1 ...

Polygamy

During a press conference on morality…
Reporter: Sir, how many women do you believe must a man marry?
Erap: 16 ...

Potato

Erap was out dining in a restaurant when they overheard some people at another table order some potatoes and some ...

Pizza 2

Erap calls into a take-out pizza parlor.
Pizza man: Would you like your pizza sliced into six or eight?
Erap ...

Pizza

Erap at a California Pizza kitchen
Erap: Waiter, ano bang specialty niyo?
Waiter: Sir we have a wide range of ...

Chinese Man uses GMA

Chinese uncle negosyante catches nephew stealing money from cash register. He slaps him and shouts: Walanghiya! Macapagal mukha mo!

Nephew ...

World War

One day, isang araw, Erap notices people were signing up for a free seminar about the WWW. Erap says: “It ...

Stuck

FVR: Sorry I’m late! brownout! na stuck sa elevator for 1 hr
ERAP: Wala yan ako 3 hrs sa ...

Senate jokes

Senate Jokes:
nag usap ang tatlong mga baguhang Senador.

Senator Lapid : Ano ba ang ibig sabihin ng Bank Secrecy Law ...