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Senate jokes

Senate Jokes:
nag usap ang tatlong mga baguhang Senador.

Senator Lapid : Ano ba ang ibig sabihin ng Bank Secrecy Law ...

Favorite color

titser : sinong gustong magbigay ng paborito nyang color ?
erap : mam ako!!! mam ako !!!
titser : o sige
erap : mam pusha po ...

Anak sa Labas

UMUWING UMIIYAK C JINGGOY SA BAHAY NILA.AT NAKITA ITO NI ERAP

ERAP: Anak..?bakit ka UmiiyaK.?

JINGGOY: tay tinutukso ...

Motto

With the current hostage problem in Jolo by the Abu Sayaf, here
are the mottos of different parties involved in ...

GMA's cheques

GMA: wat if i throw a cheque 4 a million pesos out of the window to make at least 1 ...

Stuck

FVR: Sorry I’m late! brownout! na stuck sa elevator for 1 hr
ERAP: Wala yan ako 3 hrs sa ...

Pizza

Erap at a California Pizza kitchen
Erap: Waiter, ano bang specialty niyo?
Waiter: Sir we have a wide range of ...

Pizza 2

Erap calls into a take-out pizza parlor.
Pizza man: Would you like your pizza sliced into six or eight?
Erap ...

Potato

Erap was out dining in a restaurant when they overheard some people at another table order some potatoes and some ...

Polygamy

During a press conference on morality…
Reporter: Sir, how many women do you believe must a man marry?
Erap: 16 ...

Ready or not

One more proof that Erap is no longer president is that his radio-TV show,
"Jeep ni Erap," is no more ...

Kape

GMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa 3 in 1 coffee mo at kanina ka pa silip nang silip dyan ...