Pal - Pinoy Jokes
Hooray for PAL
Passengers on a Philippine Airlines flight heard this announcement from the captain, Capt. Juan Procopio:
"Mga kababayan, I am sorry ...
Chewing Gum
Pa-landing na ang presidential plane. Napansin ng stewardess na parang
sumasakit ang tenga ni President Erap dahil sa air pressure ...
PAL part 2
FLIGHT STEWARDEES
"You are now boarding flight 911- ilang
sandali po lamang at tayo ay lalapag na sa
bundok na ...
First Time
Namasyal si Kulas kasama ang kanyang asawa at biyenan sa isang maliit na airport upang tignan ang paligsahan ng mga ...
What
First time ni Juan ang pagbiyahe patungong America. So, takot, excited ang nararamdaman ni Juan. Sino nga ba ang hindi ...
Pen Pal
Dearest Pal.
Hello! How's life going on there. I hope that you are in
good health upon receiving my ...
Payabangan
May pinay sa elevator,tapos may pumasok na French at Amerkana at nagyayabangan sa perfume. French: Hey you know what ...
Manigas ka dyan!
There was this Pinay named Maria who was born and raised in Olongapo City. She met her husband, John while ...
Balikbayan
Dumating si Dan sa Amerika sa tuloNg nang kanyang kumpare na may kontak sa immigration sa Pilipinas. Medyo tagilid ang ...
Balikbayan
Nagbalikbayan ang anak no Karyo after 20 years sa Amerika. Isang umaga, nag-usap ang mag-ama:
KARYO: John, marami akong ITINURO ...
Erap Stuck in Immigration
On his arrival in San Francisco. ERAP notices a long queue in th immigration
area. He glances and sees a ...
Choices
STEWARDEES: Do you want a drink, sir?
SIR: What are my choices?
STEWARDEES: Yes or No.
