Politics - Pinoy Jokes

Politics in the eyes of a young Kid

Boy Bastos goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain ...

politics joke

noy2x...hindi ako magnanakaw
villar...tapos na ako magnakaw
gibo....hindi
ko kailangan magnakaw
erap....kailangan ko ulit magnakaw
...gloria ...

GMA Kidnapping

GMA 2 PNP: there is a group that is out to destroy me and my family.
PNP: we confirm that ...

Another GMA Prayer

Aba naman Gloria, puno ka na ng grasya. Kayamanan ng bayan nasa iyo na.

Bukod kang pinagpala sa iyong angkan ...

COMELEC

1st guy:" Tol gusto kong magtrabaho sa COMELEC?"

2nd guy:"Dahil ba sa lagayan?."

1st guy:"Uy hindi lagay yun ...

Chinese Man uses GMA

Chinese uncle negosyante catches nephew stealing money from cash register. He slaps him and shouts: Walanghiya! Macapagal mukha mo!

Nephew ...

Labor Day

One particular day many years ago, Erap’s wife was having labor
pains.
Erap panicked so he called their doctor ...

Polygamy

During a press conference on morality…
Reporter: Sir, how many women do you believe must a man marry?
Erap: 16 ...

Potato

Erap was out dining in a restaurant when they overheard some people at another table order some potatoes and some ...

Pizza 2

Erap calls into a take-out pizza parlor.
Pizza man: Would you like your pizza sliced into six or eight?
Erap ...

Pizza

Erap at a California Pizza kitchen
Erap: Waiter, ano bang specialty niyo?
Waiter: Sir we have a wide range of ...

Mani

Dumalaw si erap sa bahay ng isang mahirap at matandang lola.
Erap: Oh masarap ba ang tsokolateng binigay ko sa ...