Politics - Pinoy Jokes
Politics in the eyes of a young Kid
Boy Bastos goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain ...
COMELEC
1st guy:" Tol gusto kong magtrabaho sa COMELEC?"
2nd guy:"Dahil ba sa lagayan?."
1st guy:"Uy hindi lagay yun ...
Mani
Dumalaw si erap sa bahay ng isang mahirap at matandang lola.
Erap: Oh masarap ba ang tsokolateng binigay ko sa ...
Stuck
FVR: Sorry I’m late! brownout! na stuck sa elevator for 1 hr
ERAP: Wala yan ako 3 hrs sa ...
Pizza
Erap at a California Pizza kitchen
Erap: Waiter, ano bang specialty niyo?
Waiter: Sir we have a wide range of ...
Pizza 2
Erap calls into a take-out pizza parlor.
Pizza man: Would you like your pizza sliced into six or eight?
Erap ...
Potato
Erap was out dining in a restaurant when they overheard some people at another table order some potatoes and some ...
Polygamy
During a press conference on morality…
Reporter: Sir, how many women do you believe must a man marry?
Erap: 16 ...
Vatican Warning
Vatican warned Sin that he will go to hell while Erap will go to heaven.
Why? 'Cuz when Sin talks ...
Labor Day
One particular day many years ago, Erap’s wife was having labor
pains.
Erap panicked so he called their doctor ...
Oral Exam
Teacher: Erap, all your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Erap: Oral.
World War
One day, isang araw, Erap notices people were signing up for a free seminar about the WWW. Erap says: “It ...
