Presidentiables - Pinoy Jokes
3 in 1
3 in 1
GMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa 3 in 1 coffee mo at
kanina ka pa silip ...
GMA
Sabi ng mga banyaga sa panahon ni Marcos 65 million cowards and one
sonofabitch!
Ngayon ang sabi nila, 85 million ...
Ambushed
Erap, FVR and Cory are on their way to a province for a treaty meeting. On the way, they were ...
Asia's Best
PILITA CORRALES - Asia 's Queen of Song.
LANI MISALUCHA - Asia 's Nightingale.
REGINE VELASQUEZ - Asia 's Song Bird.
GLORIA MACAPAGAL ...
Papuntang San Francisco
ERAP: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco?
OPERATOR: Just a minute, Sir ...
GMA'S PRAYER
Gambling Lord
Who art in Jueteng
Hakot be thy name
Thy kickback come
Thy wealth be done in Malakanyang
As ...
Another GMA Prayer
Aba naman Gloria, puno ka na ng grasya. Kayamanan ng bayan nasa iyo na.
Bukod kang pinagpala sa iyong angkan ...
Motto
With the current hostage problem in Jolo by the Abu Sayaf, here
are the mottos of different parties involved in ...
Pizza
Erap at a California Pizza kitchen
Erap: Waiter, ano bang specialty niyo?
Waiter: Sir we have a wide range of ...
Stuck
FVR: Sorry I’m late! brownout! na stuck sa elevator for 1 hr
ERAP: Wala yan ako 3 hrs sa ...
Chinese Man uses GMA
Chinese uncle negosyante catches nephew stealing money from cash register. He slaps him and shouts: Walanghiya! Macapagal mukha mo!
Nephew ...
GMA's cheques
GMA: wat if i throw a cheque 4 a million pesos out of the window to make at least 1 ...
