Presidentiables - Pinoy Jokes

3 in 1

3 in 1
GMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa 3 in 1 coffee mo at
kanina ka pa silip ...

Asia's Best

PILITA CORRALES - Asia 's Queen of Song.

LANI MISALUCHA - Asia 's Nightingale.

REGINE VELASQUEZ - Asia 's Song Bird.

GLORIA MACAPAGAL ...

Ambushed

Erap, FVR and Cory are on their way to a province for a treaty meeting. On the way, they were ...

GMA'S PRAYER

Gambling Lord
Who art in Jueteng
Hakot be thy name
Thy kickback come
Thy wealth be done in Malakanyang
As ...

Favorite color

titser : sinong gustong magbigay ng paborito nyang color ?
erap : mam ako!!! mam ako !!!
titser : o sige
erap : mam pusha po ...

Papuntang San Francisco

ERAP: Hello, I would like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco?

OPERATOR: Just a minute, Sir ...

Motto

With the current hostage problem in Jolo by the Abu Sayaf, here
are the mottos of different parties involved in ...

Anak sa Labas

UMUWING UMIIYAK C JINGGOY SA BAHAY NILA.AT NAKITA ITO NI ERAP

ERAP: Anak..?bakit ka UmiiyaK.?

JINGGOY: tay tinutukso ...

Pizza 2

Erap calls into a take-out pizza parlor.
Pizza man: Would you like your pizza sliced into six or eight?
Erap ...

Pizza

Erap at a California Pizza kitchen
Erap: Waiter, ano bang specialty niyo?
Waiter: Sir we have a wide range of ...

GMA's cheques

GMA: wat if i throw a cheque 4 a million pesos out of the window to make at least 1 ...

Potato

Erap was out dining in a restaurant when they overheard some people at another table order some potatoes and some ...