Prinsipal - Pinoy Jokes

Words

persuading:

Later this year, John F. Kennedy and his wife will celebrate their
persuading anniversary.

deposit:

When washing my hands ...

Trabaho

ANAK: Itay, nagpapatanong si ma'am kung ano raw ang propesyon mo.
TATAY: Sabihin mo, cardiologist.
ANAK: Ano po ba ...

Nangopya

JOSE: Kumusta ang assignment?
RICK: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
JOSE: Naku, ako rin! Paano 'yan ...

Lindol

Guro: Ano dapat gawin pag may lindol?
Boy: Buksan po ang ilaw!
Guro: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi po sa bahay kubo ...

Ilaw ng Tahanan

ANAK: ;'Nay, sabi ng titser ko ang ina ay ILAW
NG TAHANAN. Eh ano naman po ang tawag sa ama ...

Math problem

Jhan - Brad, busy ka ba? Kailangan ko ang tulong mo.
Brad - Di naman. Ano bang kailangan mo?
Jhan - Hindi ko ...

Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University

1. He only had one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn ...

Sunday School Bloopers

In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, the Lord got tired of creating the world, so he took the ...

Sandwich Suicide

There were three friends: an Atenean, a La
Sallite, and a UP student (so you know this story is
fictional ...

Past Present Future

Teacher - Fidel, ano ang past tense ng laba?
Fidel - Naglaba, mam.
Teacher - Good. Gloria, ano ang present tense ng laba ...

Estudyante

Bugaw: Sir, Chicks P1,500 Estudiante!

Man: Ganun ba? Hanapan mo ako ng mga P1,000 lang pero mas magaling ...