White-house - Pinoy Jokes
Made in the Philippines
President Clinton called President Estrada of the Philippines with an emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President ...
Erap's Dare
Erap to criminals: Wag nyo akong subukan!
Erap to politicians: Wag nyo akong subukan!
Erap to Monica Lewinski: Ako naman ...
Apec Speech
US President Clinton approaches Mr. Estrada during the summit to confide that he
has a problem.
''I brought 50 security ...
Erap dines with Bill Clinton
After finishing the main course at lunch meeting with Clinton.
Erap is asked if he would like another serving.
Erap ...
Nice house
PINOY EMPLOYEE: Boss, can not report to work. Am sick. BOSS: When I’m sick, I have sex w/ my ...
Ang Best Date sa Lahat!
3 girls ang halos sabay sabay na umuwi sa kanilang boarding house. Galing sa kanilang date...
Girl1: hay!!! exciting ang ...
Sentensya
A man was brought in before
a judge.
JUDGE: State your name, occupation & offense.
DEFENDANT: I’m Sparks, I’m ...
Multo
Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po ...
Bra Size
Do you know why bra makers measure cup size by "A B C D E F"?
A - almost gone
B ...
Straight
Mam: Who can spell d word STRAIGHT?
Joe: Ako Mam. S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T.
Mam: Good. Do you know what it means?
Joe ...
